BLEH…(A FEW THINGS ADULTS DO WHEN BORED)

Posted: April 14, 2014 in LIFE

1. Get a very sharp knife.
2. And a lemon.
3. Slice the lemon with the sharp knife.
4. Take the piece of lemon that you’ve sliced with the sharp knife.
5. Lick it continuously.
6. Go to the refrigerator.
7. Open it and stare inside then close it.
8. Sigh…loudly.
9. Stare into space.
10. Browse on ideas to kill boredom.
11. You’ll be surprised at how many suggestions there are.
12. You’re not surprised at how little they apply to someone in Kenya.
13. That keeps you occupied for a bit.
14. You browse for recipes and find one for stew.
15. You don’t have all the fancy ingredients indicated but you make stew anyway.
16. It’s good stew.
17. Great stew.
18. Sigh…loudly.
19. Practise kissing on the back of your hand.
20. Stop before someone catches you.
21. Trim your nails.
22. You notice your goodlooking cat dozing peacefully at your feet.bleh
23. You try to wash your cat.
24. That quickly backfires.
25. Try to wash your cat again.
26. This time you get scratched.
27. You decide your cat is no longer goodlooking.
28. You let it go.
29. Sigh…loudly.
30. Slice another piece of lemon and lick it.

© Freddie 2014

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Comments
  1. adurnablue says:

    Reblogged this on Adurna Blue and commented:
    lol. ok then.

  2. I’m trying to decide if this is a poem or a short story. I think it’s both.

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